Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Driving

Currently listening to: Through the Fire and Flames - Dragonforce

So I'm convinced that my car (Adrianne's car) emits an aura of stupidity because it seems that every freaking time I come home from work at 6pm-ish I catch some of the stupidest crap I've have ever seen on the road including but not limited to:

Talking on the phone while shaving
Cutting off an 18 wheeler while taking a sip of your overly-sized mug
Zig-Zagging in and out of traffic while painting your nails
Shaving, Talking on the phone, Applying make-up, and Eating while driving like a bat out of hell
Passing someone(and flip the bird) for going to slow in the left lane, only to than take a phone call and do the exactly what you just passed someone doing

And the list could go on and on and on. The sad thing about all of this crap is that most of the stupid crap and accidents I see coming and going from work all involve a victim usually obeying the traffic laws and a woman....

Now you can say how I'm a sexist and that men cause just as many accidents as women, but I'm sorry I have actual proof of women being more hazardous on the road. And it's not all women it's just the ones that believe it is safe to drive and multi-task....

It's my opinion that if we are going to drive that we shouldn't do anything else but enjoy music or something non interactive. No more of this crap of driving and chaging a kids diaper. It's just not worth it in the end....

And for the good Lord's sake STOP TXTING & DRVING!!!!!!1

In all honesty that is the number one reason for most accidents I see happen or drive past...texting.

So what about all this hazardous driving and stuff? Why has it suddenly skyrocketed in the last few years? Well it's this whole idea that we have to stay connected to everything and we have to be busy and working for something 24/7. The idea that we should only stop when we are dead is literally killing us.

We need to stop thinking about what I have to do next and start thinking about nothing. Here's a challenge: next time you are driving somewhere whether it's down the street or across country, turn your phone off, turn the radio off, turn the iPod down or off(shouldn't be listing to it anyway it's against the law) and just listen to the world pass you by. I guarantee a more relaxing drive and a less stressful day. Promise! Enjoy life just don't just speed through it

So turn off your computer and stop giving sexual favors while driving through downtown Dallas with your windows open and and your music blasting drawing attention to you (that was a funny day), and freaking enjoy all life has to offer.


And that's what I think.

2 comments:

  1. NO. Women are not the only, nor are they the majority of all accidents. Men do this just as much. I have seen you try to listen to the radio, explain something to me and pick your nose all at the same time, and every time you do, you scare the living poop out of me.

    I love you, but you're a poopyface.

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  2. "Shaving, Talking on the phone, Applying make-up, and Eating while driving like a bat out of hell"?

    I passed this driver today too. Only s/he [couldn't tell what gender] was playing air guitar too.

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