Currently listening to: Mrs. Robinson - Simon and Garfunkle
I hate it when my brain decideds it doesn't want to work. So this post is going to be exactly three minutes of nothing but stream of conciousness writing, mkay?
Ready....
Steady...
Go!
Why do they call it baseball? I mean I want cupcakes....stupid song. I'm so tired I really don't want to go to work. Majiuana. Random. What ever happened to Garfunkle? I mean Simon went on to have a career but no one says what happened to Garfunkle. Why is America so oppsessed with more and more food in serving sizes? Was Joe DiMaggio a good baseball player cause we never hear about him. I wonder if he was like a Babe Ruth.
I like Symphonic Metal it's so classy and rebelious at the same time. Oooo, email I have to read. Some important stuff going down. I want to move in so bad. I can't wait to get out of this weird summer crap
Oh, times up.....
3 more mins go!
I want a car, but I'm afraid that if I walk on the lot the guys will shove credit crap down my throat. If the country is run on credit, brownies, where do homeless people go when it rains?
If the police are supposed to protect us how come they seem to get out of hand and abuse it? Does absolute power corrupt absolutely, if so why do we have presidents and all that? I mean can't we assume that the power they have will also corupt them even more cause they have more power than clowns....
I really hate clowns the movie "It" ruined them for me, I wonder how many people are afraid of clowns and if it has something to do with that movie? Why do dogs lick their privates? and what is with them sniffing each other's butts? Maybe we should do that too
Okay time to sleep.
And that is what goes through my head in 6 minutes....
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Driving
Currently listening to: Through the Fire and Flames - Dragonforce
So I'm convinced that my car (Adrianne's car) emits an aura of stupidity because it seems that every freaking time I come home from work at 6pm-ish I catch some of the stupidest crap I've have ever seen on the road including but not limited to:
Talking on the phone while shaving
Cutting off an 18 wheeler while taking a sip of your overly-sized mug
Zig-Zagging in and out of traffic while painting your nails
Shaving, Talking on the phone, Applying make-up, and Eating while driving like a bat out of hell
Passing someone(and flip the bird) for going to slow in the left lane, only to than take a phone call and do the exactly what you just passed someone doing
And the list could go on and on and on. The sad thing about all of this crap is that most of the stupid crap and accidents I see coming and going from work all involve a victim usually obeying the traffic laws and a woman....
Now you can say how I'm a sexist and that men cause just as many accidents as women, but I'm sorry I have actual proof of women being more hazardous on the road. And it's not all women it's just the ones that believe it is safe to drive and multi-task....
It's my opinion that if we are going to drive that we shouldn't do anything else but enjoy music or something non interactive. No more of this crap of driving and chaging a kids diaper. It's just not worth it in the end....
And for the good Lord's sake STOP TXTING & DRVING!!!!!!1
In all honesty that is the number one reason for most accidents I see happen or drive past...texting.
So what about all this hazardous driving and stuff? Why has it suddenly skyrocketed in the last few years? Well it's this whole idea that we have to stay connected to everything and we have to be busy and working for something 24/7. The idea that we should only stop when we are dead is literally killing us.
We need to stop thinking about what I have to do next and start thinking about nothing. Here's a challenge: next time you are driving somewhere whether it's down the street or across country, turn your phone off, turn the radio off, turn the iPod down or off(shouldn't be listing to it anyway it's against the law) and just listen to the world pass you by. I guarantee a more relaxing drive and a less stressful day. Promise! Enjoy life just don't just speed through it
So turn off your computer and stop giving sexual favors while driving through downtown Dallas with your windows open and and your music blasting drawing attention to you (that was a funny day), and freaking enjoy all life has to offer.
And that's what I think.
So I'm convinced that my car (Adrianne's car) emits an aura of stupidity because it seems that every freaking time I come home from work at 6pm-ish I catch some of the stupidest crap I've have ever seen on the road including but not limited to:
Talking on the phone while shaving
Cutting off an 18 wheeler while taking a sip of your overly-sized mug
Zig-Zagging in and out of traffic while painting your nails
Shaving, Talking on the phone, Applying make-up, and Eating while driving like a bat out of hell
Passing someone(and flip the bird) for going to slow in the left lane, only to than take a phone call and do the exactly what you just passed someone doing
And the list could go on and on and on. The sad thing about all of this crap is that most of the stupid crap and accidents I see coming and going from work all involve a victim usually obeying the traffic laws and a woman....
Now you can say how I'm a sexist and that men cause just as many accidents as women, but I'm sorry I have actual proof of women being more hazardous on the road. And it's not all women it's just the ones that believe it is safe to drive and multi-task....
It's my opinion that if we are going to drive that we shouldn't do anything else but enjoy music or something non interactive. No more of this crap of driving and chaging a kids diaper. It's just not worth it in the end....
And for the good Lord's sake STOP TXTING & DRVING!!!!!!1
In all honesty that is the number one reason for most accidents I see happen or drive past...texting.
So what about all this hazardous driving and stuff? Why has it suddenly skyrocketed in the last few years? Well it's this whole idea that we have to stay connected to everything and we have to be busy and working for something 24/7. The idea that we should only stop when we are dead is literally killing us.
We need to stop thinking about what I have to do next and start thinking about nothing. Here's a challenge: next time you are driving somewhere whether it's down the street or across country, turn your phone off, turn the radio off, turn the iPod down or off(shouldn't be listing to it anyway it's against the law) and just listen to the world pass you by. I guarantee a more relaxing drive and a less stressful day. Promise! Enjoy life just don't just speed through it
So turn off your computer and stop giving sexual favors while driving through downtown Dallas with your windows open and and your music blasting drawing attention to you (that was a funny day), and freaking enjoy all life has to offer.
And that's what I think.
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